Humor

Well what were you expecting?

While I will try to keep this "G" rated it may not always be politically correct.

I tend to find humor in everyone no matter race, gender, etc. I am a firm believer that we should be able to enjoy a laugh. However I have also found that humor is a very subjective thing. What I find funny May not be funny to you. So with that in mind enjoy.

If you are offended by anything then you should leave this page now.

IT Humor

User Friendly is a website that pokes fun at the IT industry. Making my living in IT I find some of these way to close to true.

Reflections

If Olive Oil is made from Olives, what is Baby Oil made from? Just asking

Growing Older Humor

Denny's Poems and Quotes - General humor Well done.

THE SENILITY PRAYER: 
Grant me the senility to forget the people 
I never liked anyway, 
the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and 
the eyesight to tell the difference.

I've sure gotten old!   
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, 
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes 
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, 
take 40 different medications that 
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. 
Have bouts with dementia. 
Have poor circulation; 
hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. 
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. 
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, 
I still have my driver's license!

Know how to prevent sagging? 
Just eat until the wrinkles fill out.

I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, 'Are you having it catered'?  
And that, my friend, is the sad definition of 'OLD'!  

Reporters interviewed a 104-year-old woman. 
'And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?' the reporter asked. 
'No peer pressure.'